Element of Surprise Mug-Oh- Fake Periodic Table Chemistry Elements
While Science has definitively identified 118 elements, our experiences suggest that there are a few more out there that simply need proper validation. In order to speed up the process a bit, we've identified several that Science should look at first. Here's one: Alarmose, sometimes known as the element of Surprise. It seems to appear most frequently in military settings.
See our entire series of Fake Elements - perfect for your lab, classroom or mad scientist lair.
* Element Ah - Satisfactium (relatively rare) * Element Gk - Geekium (extremely valuable) * Element Bs - Bullshittium (most common of all elements) * Element Oh - Alarmose (a shocking discovery) * Element Fu - Cursium (often found on crowded roadways) * Element IQ - Brainium (extremely rare) * Full 16x20 or 8x10 poster of all fake elements (exceptionally awesome! Technicam notitia (the technical bits)
* Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. * White exterior and interior. * Lead free. * Dishwasher and microwave safe. * Our lawyer requires us to notify you that if you fill this mug with a hot beverage, the contents may be hot. * We really need to get a better lawyer.
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