A dog named Hog was walking with Clog. Clog was a man. Clog was evil. Clog owned a clog business. It was called Clog's Clogs. Hog was scared of Clog so he bit him on the bum. Clog passed out and Hog ran away with his leash still on. Somehow he managed to run to Canada and find a job as an artist.
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