1. Take some of this morning's leftover coffee & pour it in a glass with a straw.
2. Fill the rest of the glass with fat-free milk.
3. Add one packet of hot chocolate mix.
4. Get a spoon & stir like there's no tomorrow. Be sure to get the powder that gathers in that pretty foam on top, it hides from you.
5. Drink it alone in your bedroom & go on the Internet because human interaction is overrated & relationships require too much effort.
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