1. Put on some sexy lingerie. yeah, perfect. u will definitely stand out.
2. Purchase coconut shaped pet dome and place on head. this will draw in alex and allow him 2 view u as a potential mate due 2 u both having coconut shaped heads.
3. Slather coco oil on body. like everywhere. all over. since alex has been noted to be extra greasy these days this will definitely be a plus!!
finish by taking abt motor bikes n guitars.
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